Naruto Shippuden Movie 2: Bonds

Bonds is the second Shippuden movie which was released on August 2, 2008. The DVD came out last April 22, 2009 (and from there came the fansubbed copies that we’re enjoying lol).

The movie begins with Sasuke showing his fangirls how manly he is with his cowboy music.

And there, he takes off his clothes and…

dundundundun.. shows his AWESOME *rolls eyes* muscles….

….then, drowns himself.

Unknown shit appears on the sea.

Unfamiliar ninja village symbol on forehead protector is unfamiliar.
Then suddenly.. they launch..
STUFF! Oooh technology. This made me check if it’s Naruto I’m watching.

And off they go… attacking Konoha!

Konoha ninjas attacks them with kunais and ninja stuff..

Unfortunately, they’re useless! D:

Because ninja stuff is soo 1400!

So they fight until the bastards ran out of chakra.
Naruto meets a doctor and asks..
Well, it just happened that you’re a frickin’ famous ninja boy.
Famous ninja. Oh, the irony. XD

Okay. I’m making this post too long and heavy with photos.
So I’ll just get into the review.

For the summary, click this. Lazy me is lazy. So, I was like, “Er… that’s it?” when I finished the movie. The story is sort of small and lame.

Score: 7/10

Eh, same old same old. Nothing new. Anyhow, the quality is awesome.

Score: 9/10

Now, this is what I love in this movie. The sound effects are awesome. They suit the events perfectly. I lol’d at the the part where Shino finishes his job and his bugs starts to eat the enemy’s ships. The background music is The Flight of the Bumblebee! EPIC WIN!

Score: 10/10

For me, reading the manga is better than watching the series, and watching the movie is the best way to enjoy Naruto! Naruto movies have less talk and drama compared to the anime series (which is sooo full of fillers). I really enjoyed this movie. It’s so packed with action and lulz.

Example of lulz:

Amaru confessed.
Sensei LOL’d
And received a punch. Hahaha! DON’T MESS WITH A WOMAN’S HEART, YOU BASTARD!

Another one..

Shut up, betch.

SO.. Sasuke and Naruto are alone in the flying fortress. Sasuke sees this as an opportunity to do it with Naruto……

Naruto seems unprepared so he uses his Rasengan to break the stuff Sasuke is on.

Naruto: Later!

Sasuke: Dammit.

Why, it’s a pity they were not able to do it. To hang out and catch up on each other’ s lives, that is. XD

Score: 10/10


I enjoyed the action in this movie. Two thumbs up.

Score: 9/10

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